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Someone sent me this ...thought you all might get a chuckle....
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New song titles
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate aging baby boomers:
They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!
Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair!
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba --- Denture Queen!
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!
Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!
And:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again!!! |
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Reply with quote | #3 |
Ha ha...good one, Molly! Thanks for the laugh! 
I did this to chart Kelly's growth. I think I'll Tommy chart my effects of the gravitational pull!
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To the tune of Eric Clapton's Cocaine: You don't wanna hang out
So get the girdle out
Old age
Yes your stomach has grown
It's down on the ground
Old age
It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age.
Your brush holds more hair
Than you've got on your head
Old age.
When you get in the bed
You want to sleep instead
Old age.
It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age.
You've a got a weak heart
Dry dreams, wet farts
Old age.
Pick up one six-pack
And you'll strain your back
Old age.
It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age. |
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